answered:
Wait wait wait so you’re telling me
That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?
I’m still gunna check
shit
AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE
ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE
SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?
twenty sides and not one single one is a stove or ironing board
This is amazing
The fact that this post is still alive and kicking is hysterical
It would have been funnier if she actually used candy dice for the sake of a joke
http://dicecandies.com/