Silver Tongue

adurot:

A snarky British guy who travels around and tries to help people, but people always die around him anyways.

He’s got a female companion and a friend who can’t die.

Uses a fake ID that displays what he’s thinking and his home is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

John Constantine is the new Doctor.

What are you talking about? The Doctor is a hobo alien who saves the world in a phone box.