I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.
always reblog the red light story
the red light one
About the condom one. Condoms can be too small because while they can probably fit, it would be very uncomfortable and the friction would cause chafing on the penis. Not to mention it would somewhat block blood flow to the penis so the erection wouldn’t last long.