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Why haven’t they saved Ted?

ask-fury-belle:

An interesting conversation with Adurot. Why have the SJWs been content to leave “PLEASE FIRE TED ANDERSON” at the top of the list?

Can you imagine 4chan allowing “PINKIEPONY PWND YOU ALL” to sit there, uncontested? It’s only $300. Get enough users to chip in a dollar, and they could trounce it. Why haven’t they?

My theories so far:

1 - None of them would be willing to put their money into charity when they could use it to buy shoes. Not even to make a point.

2 - To club together enough, someone would have to be treasurer. In other words, you would need a SJW trustworthy enough to take in all the donations and then proceed to spend it where they were supposed to, as opposed to getting a bling new bag with it, after having “lost it, because 4chan hacked us”. Which is exactly what would happen.

3 - None of them give a shit about Ted Anderson anyway. He’s a man, so whatever. Sorry Ted, but it’s probably true.

Text post to be deleted later. Anyone else got any other theories?

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  4. askcharmingshadow said: Number 2 sounds true enough
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  7. knackerman said: Theory 3 sounds about right to me.
  8. ambris said: You’re probably right.
  9. rednessxaj said: SJW: Our male ally being targeted? Why stop? Male on Male violence makes me moist.
  10. askthenightguards said: Then again, why hasn’t Ted Anderson been content to leave “PLEASE FIRE TED ANDERSON” at the top of the list? If this list actually has a high visual impact, I’d imagine Ted would sock puppet as a career investment.
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  13. nooneblankflank said: my theory they are shit heads talking out there asses.
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