WHAT IF THATS WHAT THEY DID IN GREECE AND ROME AND ALL THHOSE STATUES ARE ACTUALLY DEAD PEOPLE COVERED IN PLASTER WHAT CAUSE THEY LOK SO REALISTIC

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omg and what if the zombie apocalypse happens and people hear weird noises coming from the statues until the day the statues crack open and things start coming out? Except the plaster doesn’t totally break off and so there’re zombies that are half beautiful Aphrodite, half unimaginable horror. Imagine just standing in a museum and Helen of Troy jumps off the shelf behind you and starts eating your face.

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