Silver Tongue
mrjodrick:
“toospooky4agentminnesota:
“ dontbeanassbutt:
“ shingeki-no-freeojin:
“ iamavithejester:
“ professorfangirl:
“ feministsupernatural:
“ stephgonzal:
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“ abaldwin360:
“ What would Jesus not do?
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Things Jesus would do:
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mrjodrick:

toospooky4agentminnesota:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

and accepted EVERYONE no matter what.

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