Things Jesus would do:

• Flip tables
• Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
• Tell the weather outside to STOP
• Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
• Bring people back from the dead
• Go fishing
• Give you food
• Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
• Make furniture
• Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

and accepted EVERYONE no matter what.

Say what