SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY,

NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD

AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS ILLEGAL. THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ARE BEING DENIED. SHAPE SHIFTING ANIMALS.