221bitssmallerontheoutside:

cpt-fedora:

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”

Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are

What will they cut, my knee caps?

Reblogged 6 years ago from gassymexican (Originally from wandering-tangents)
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