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prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

OH MY GOD I’M NOT ALONE

I go through great lengths to create an airtight alibi for the most trivial thing my father might ask me.

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