alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

I’m gonna tell you a secret. We also spend three days coming up with a good comeback. We just plan them in advanced. We plan out every possible situation and the best way to respond.

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