- lesbians can have sex without dicks

- gay men do not want to suck every man’s dick

- not all bisexual people want to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend

- pansexual people are not sexually attracted to pans or any other kitchen tools

- asexual people have already met the right person and that is the pizza delivery guy

- trans* persons are the masters of all four elements and I believe they can save the world