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four-finger-fillet replied to your post: My brother just told me im sexist for …

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I mean isn’t it just common courtesy? I mean you don’t go to a public bathroom and leave the seat up…

Well, according to the married men, it is most important that you…

I feel like completely closing the toilet is a common courtesy simply because if you don’t the waste gets air born. Also growing up we had a shelf of stuff over our toilet and if you didn’t close the lid stuff could fall in.

This. Closing the lid stops the poo water aerosol from getting out when you flush.

Also, really simple rule: If someone you love wants you to do something, do it. Because it makes them happier, so yay.

Closing the lid also keeps the stupid cats from drinking the bleach water…

It’s just better to have the seat down though because three out of five actions involve sitting down.

Wait… Five? What the hell all are you doing in there?!

Things that involve the seat up:
Penis pissing and Vomiting

Things that involve the seat down:
Vagina pissing
Pooping for people with penises
Pooping for people with vaginas.

3/5 actions involve the seat down while only 2/5 involve the seat up. Ergo, it’s best to put the seat down. Also, with the seat up, all that pisswater and poopwater gets airborn and gets on stuff like toothbrushes and soap.