Silver Tongue

hellaiiyo:

We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said

“Because they’re still alive.”

Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.

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