Silver Tongue

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

that dog fakes dying just to get a burger. That dog is an asshole.

Reblogged 8 years ago from mysticbaconslice (Originally from dietcrush)
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