Name is Jesus.
Miracle of repeating food.
A carpenter.
Father is mysteriously unseen.
DEEPEST LORE!!!!Oh son of a bitch.
oh my god…
so “alzamirano” seems to be *rarity* among names, which means the creators either had to really dig for it or make something up.
now [it’s been a while since I’ve studied spanish and I could be wrong here] but “alzar” means “to rise” and “mirar” is “to watch/see” so he watches from above
jesus is literally jesus
In “Scaryoke” Soos becomes a zombie and is cured. Soos literally died and came back to life.
Mind blown.
This is either going to turn out to be canon all along or Alex Hirsch will stumble upon this himself and make it canon.
Would you put it past him to have planned this all along? I mean, how many secrets has he hidden in plain sight by spreading out the clues?
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