Silver Tongue

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

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