Man fuck lab safety how am I meant to get superpowers if I'm not in any lab accidents?
Spiderman and the Hulk got their powers accidentally through science.
Captain America, Iron Man and Batman all got their powers on purpose through science.
Take your pick.
Well Batman has no powers whatsoever, Cap only has the power to not be a wuss anymore and Iron Man’s powers aren’t intrinsic either even if a skintight mecha is really cool.
So.
Tech enhancements and HUGE AMAZING MUSCLES are totally super powers.
One day I’ll be a super hero myself. A super muscular cyborg. With eye lasers.
EYE LASERS!
Don’t go super soldier. Super soldiers have the power to not get drunk.
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They both inherited that money from their parents. Without the money Bruce is only the best investigator the world would...
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But Batman and Iron both actually have the same super power: Being obscenely filthy rich
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