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asked:
Man fuck lab safety how am I meant to get superpowers if I'm not in any lab accidents?
answered:

Spiderman and the Hulk got their powers accidentally through science.

Captain America, Iron Man and Batman all got their powers on purpose through science.

Take your pick.

changemodomega

Well Batman has no powers whatsoever, Cap only has the power to not be a wuss anymore and Iron Man’s powers aren’t intrinsic either even if a skintight mecha is really cool.

So.

lizzymodblog

Tech enhancements and HUGE AMAZING MUSCLES are totally super powers.

One day I’ll be a super hero myself. A super muscular cyborg. With eye lasers.

EYE LASERS!

silver-tongues-blog

Don’t go super soldier. Super soldiers have the power to not get drunk.

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