silver-tongues-blog
asked:
Listen, Proddy, to get out of an arranged marriage you have to go to a masquerade ball and hook up with someone your family despises. Then have your cousin kill their friend had them kill your cousin and be exiled. Then fake your death to bring them back and have them kill your fiance before killing themselves. Then you kill yourself. That's how juliet got out of her arranged marriage.
This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.
Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.