Listen, Proddy, to get out of an arranged marriage you have to go to a masquerade ball and hook up with someone your family despises. Then have your cousin kill their friend had them kill your cousin and be exiled. Then fake your death to bring them back and have them kill your fiance before killing themselves. Then you kill yourself. That's how juliet got out of her arranged marriage.
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((Aaaand I think he’s been traumatized enough for one day.))

This is the best question I have ever seen a-random-mod ask.

Hey, I love pointing out how terrible of a love story romeo and juliet was. I mean, it’s a great story for the fact that it’s technically satire but as a love story, it’s terrible.

Mind you, Romeo and Juliet is a story of “Young love.” Reckless love that spirals out of control. Admit it, there was a time when you thought you where in love, but it turns out you didn’t even know the person that well. 

One time. But then I realized I was an asshole because she fed me and let me borrow games and I took advantage of that. But I’ve changed.

Wait, I misread that. No, I’ve never liked someone I didn’t know.

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