"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
“The girl who banged apollo the god of the oracles keeps saying there’s soldiers hiding in it and we should destroy it”
“Awe, you know she’s cray cray. We should have everybody in the city party around it and pass out in front of it!