panic-at-the-dildos:

i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of the years ive gone without sucking dick by sucking a certain amount more until im caught up? is there a difference between sucking one dick twenty times and twenty dicks one time? i have so many questions. if only the meninist was more clear in his wisdom

The correct amount of dick is determined by the moon cycle, the most rainbows seen at once and whether or not it’s a leap year. It’s very complex and what may be too much dick sucking at the moment right now may be just the right amount or even not enough in the future. Trust me, I’m an expert on dick sucking