Werewolf McWerewolf Jr., the Werewolf with a Werewolf Patronus, son of Werewolf McWerewolf Sr., bitten by the Werewolf named after a Norse Wolf God Thing, whose name now relates to the moon.
If I had a child named werewolf mcwerewolf and he did not end up becoming a werewolf at some point in his life, I would be severely disappointed.