Silver Tongue

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changemodomega:

lizzymodblog:

Hey. Watch this. I’m gonna say a controversial thing.

Coca Cola and Pepsi both taste like ass.

I don’t know a single soft drink that doesn’t taste like ass. They all only work because of the bubbles tricking you.

Consider this: Drinks that aren’t carbonated.

You mean tea?

Yes, but also there’s these new things called juice, milk and lemonade.

I’m surprised you haven’t heard of them.

I personally like orange juice