outofcontextdnd
A GURPS Christmas Story

GM1: You enter a Laboratory and see a swivel Chair. In the chair sits a fat man in a santa themed labcoat.

GM2: Greetings you must be the group sent to stop me, I really-

Player: I start shooting at him *rolls a 7* and I hit him in the chest.

GM1: What!?

Other 8 Players: We also start shooting him.

GM3: I think we can assume at least half the bullets hit.

GM4: And… he is dead.

GM2: Told you we should have given him armor.