aries trampled in a mosh pit

taurus acute allergic reaction to genetically enhanced wasp sting

gemini got lost in a corn maze

cancer soul trapped in a yugioh card

leo n/a, leos are immortal

virgo giant catapult

libra held their breath too long

scorpio tragic trapeze accident

sagittarius was the disposable comic relief in a horror movie

capricorn pissed off natalie dormer

aquarius shame

pisces tripped while running away from an explosion