like vegetables? yeah right. how about you just pull a potato right out of the ground and eat it raw without seasoning or cooking it? DO IT, EAT THE RAW POTATO COVERED IN DIRT AND TELL ME YOU LIKE VEGETABLES.

^this

I eat raw bacon, its good. 

Want raw meat? Beef jerky kinda counts.

want some pepsi/coke?? you’re disgusting you’re suppose to eat sugar on its own in handfuls damn you for being human

wtf yo drink coffee disgusting you’re supposed to chew up and swallow the beans right from the fucking ground man you uncultured disgusting swine

Also, salt is a mineral, mined from the ground….not a plant. Where the fuck did you receive your culinary education?

Do you know how complex the flavor profile for fat alone is? Let’s also talk about charing. Charring is caused by amino acids and sugars in meat reacting with heat to develop that rich flavor. The Maillard reaction.

Any fat can be used to fry things, though some fats are better, and if you’re allowing the frying fat to get into the food then you’ve done something wrong. 

Fuck, do any of you maggots Good Eats?