micdotcom

Watch one woman say to manspreaders what we’ve all wanted to

Like poison ivy, manspreading is a scourge in the garden of life.

You know what we’re talking about: That thing where men — and yes, it’s almost always men — spread their legs so wide that they encroach upon the personal space of the commuters sitting next to them. Alternatively called “lava balls” and “subway spread,” it’s a phenomenon familiar to anyone who’s taken public transportation.

Luckily for the rest of us, Gothamist’s Lauren Evans has taken it upon herself to confront the manspreaders savaging public transportation around the country.

littlebifurious

NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE EVEN SPREADING THEIR LEGS THAT FAR APART OR TAKING TOO MUCH ROOM THOUGH

YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF PISSBABIES

And yes, it IS different for guys, because their pelvises aren’t as wide as women’s and their genitals are located outside their body! Fuck this bitch and fuck all the people behind this. God knows you aren’t shaming/creepshoting women who’s bags and purses take up extra seats.
wyoh

Let me help you micdotcom:

Notice on the right part: men (on top) have acetabulum facing laterally, women (on bottom) have acetabulum facing anteriorly. Men’s legs will naturally tend towards the side. Women’s legs will naturally tend towards the front.

Now can you stop the fake pseudo-feminist bullshit and focus on real issues?!

poppypicklesticks

"manspreading is a scourge in the garden of life"

Maybe if you are a spoilt little brat with absolutely nothing resembling a real problem 

jestre

Finally an explanation for why it’s hard for me to always have my legs closed as a guy.