jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read
i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4
Someone framed this as “LOL look at these dumb high-school students trying to write” when in reality these analogies are brilliant and hilarious and way over the compiler’s head.
I can see professional writers like douglas adams use stuff like these
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“There floated the body on the water, much like how a rock wouldn’t”
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