stuffertystuffstuff: “bearholdt: “ yamatohatake: “ jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold: “ I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful ” please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read ” i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4 ” Someone framed...

stuffertystuffstuff:

bearholdt:

yamatohatake:

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

Someone framed this as “LOL look at these dumb high-school students trying to write” when in reality these analogies are brilliant and hilarious and way over the compiler’s head.

I can see professional writers like douglas adams use stuff like these

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