jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

yamatohatake

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

bearholdt

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

stuffertystuffstuff

Someone framed this as “LOL look at these dumb high-school students trying to write” when in reality these analogies are brilliant and hilarious and way over the compiler’s head.

silver-tongues-blog

I can see professional writers like douglas adams use stuff like these