*hears noises at night* well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes* I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast* I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by* here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test* don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn* great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something* I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late* shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary