CHAPSTICK, FOR MEN. LAYS FLAT IN YOUR POCKET SO THE OTHER MEN WON’T MAKE FUN OF YOU. #unnecessarygenderedproducts
omfg
MANBALM, TO SOOTHE YOUR MANLIPS AFTER EATING MANGURT.
Don’t kiss your bros after the big sportsball game with dry chapped lips!
Reblogging again for that last super-on-point comment.
Also, it’s cheaper and more effective probably because it’s meant for dry/chapped lips and not just to make lips smell good.