aries i always wind up making friends who accuse me of hating love

taurus tfw you sink into the warm embrace of crime

gemini i love to sin and smell like beyonce

cancer im not a person. im a robot and i hate america

leo dear diary... im embarrassed bc my crush heard about how i endorse heterosexuality

virgo when i wake up i immediately disobey the president

libra (sighing sadly) i guess i will bask in a torrential downpour of chaos

scorpio i am not gentle or kind. i serenade my own ass

sagittarius (shoveling handfuls of dirt into my mouth) i love light yagami

capricorn cries bc i release memes

aquarius (reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose it is time to hate anime

pisces hey everyone! romanticize the void