Silver Tongue

yang-xiao-lin:

mistermetropolis:

“how did the human race survive for 200,000 years without vaccines?” by reproducing early and dying young have fun churning your butter

Gratuitous amounts of inbreeding and not naming their children until they were at least 1 year old to avoid becoming attached to them just in case they caught whooping cough, mono, measles, mumps, polio, the plague, scarlet fever, yellow fever, west nile virus, or the common fucking cold and died

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