Silver Tongue
People: Like no offense to asexuals or anything but I'm afraid of new sexualities coming in and making the LGBTQIAP+ longer.
Asexual: Oh! Use MOGAI! It stands for Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignments, and Intersex. It's more inclusive, sounds cute, and I don't think it'll get longer!
People: And now even aromantic people are trying to get in on this? Like "A is for asexuals and aromantics, not allies". Soon it'll have to be LGBTQIAAP+! Oh yeah. Forgot agender! AAAP.
Aromantic: We don't want to inconvenience you with our presence. That's why we already came up with a solution. Can you please switch to MOGAI?
People: If only there was a way that we could be inclusive and not have to say a mouthful....
Pansexual: *CHEERS MAKING LOUD NOISES* MOGAI!!!
Person: I guess we may never know....
Reblogged 8 years ago from saccharinecyanide (Originally from asexualmew)
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