People Like no offense to asexuals or anything but I'm afraid of new sexualities coming in and making the LGBTQIAP+ longer.

Asexual Oh! Use MOGAI! It stands for Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignments, and Intersex. It's more inclusive, sounds cute, and I don't think it'll get longer!

People And now even aromantic people are trying to get in on this? Like "A is for asexuals and aromantics, not allies". Soon it'll have to be LGBTQIAAP+! Oh yeah. Forgot agender! AAAP.

Aromantic We don't want to inconvenience you with our presence. That's why we already came up with a solution. Can you please switch to MOGAI?

People If only there was a way that we could be inclusive and not have to say a mouthful....

Pansexual *CHEERS MAKING LOUD NOISES* MOGAI!!!

Person I guess we may never know....