Silver Tongue
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“ I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story...

how-much-fandom:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

elrondage:

asymptoticabsurdist:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It

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