
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder
I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb
And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases
How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages
I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism
You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It
#wow all these new fob song titles are cool (via wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels)
Clearly some of these are P!ATD
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