The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.
Platinum, gold, and tungsten never lose their shine and silver plated with rhodium doesn’t tarnish.
If you get saved by a knight in shining armor, that knight probably has money out the assMoney isn’t gonna do shit if a dragon comes after us!
Also, gold is a soft metal and will crumple away like foil.
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