rosexknight:

itstherealjay:

just-shower-thoughts:

The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.

Platinum, gold, and tungsten never lose their shine and silver plated with rhodium doesn’t tarnish.
If you get saved by a knight in shining armor, that knight probably has money out the ass

Money isn’t gonna do shit if a dragon comes after us!

Also, gold is a soft metal and will crumple away like foil.

Reblogged 5 years ago from rosexknight (Originally from just-shower-thoughts)
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