nitrostreak:
“bogleech:
“stopwhitepeopleforever:
“They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao
”
More honest sign:
“Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe”
“Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do...

nitrostreak:

bogleech:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao

More honest sign:

“Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe”

“Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do stressful online classwork and research”

“Fuck you if your job requires an internet connection and you wanted a calming environment for a while”

“Fuck progress in general and fuck your personal choices or needs, we just didn’t want to pay a little extra for wi-fi and we’re pretending you’re the one who should feel bad about it”

add “we’re pretentious assfucks” 

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