They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao
More honest sign:
"Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe"
"Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do stressful online classwork and research"
"Fuck you if your job requires an internet connection and you wanted a calming environment for a while"
"Fuck progress in general and fuck your personal choices or needs, we just didn’t want to pay a little extra for wi-fi and we’re pretending you’re the one who should feel bad about it"
add “we’re pretentious assfucks”