trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

Yeah but everyone is gonna do that and in every situation where a bunch of people gather in a large shelter to survive the zombies, there is always that one asshole who doesn’t tell people they were bit. At that point, they don’t need the membership card.

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    you know what, just because of you, i’m going to write in my will that i wish to have a valid costco card with me at all...
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