pinklikeme:

serpentar1us:

hitsuji-hime:

Gonna cut a bitch and be kawaii while I do it

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH

okay so these things are called “Jang-mi Kal” which is Korean for “Rose Knife”, exactly what it says on the tin

AND THEY WERE ADVERTISED AS BEING THE SHARPEST THING ON EARTH LIKE THERE IS NOTHING THESE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T CUT

GIANT COW BONE? YOU BET

PADLOCKS? NO PROBLEM

STEEL PIPES? YEP

ITSELF???

HOLY SHIT

understandably, after these commercials aired, they took the korean internet by storm, and for a brief while jang-mi kal enjoyed ultimate meme status during which some glorious glorious parodies were made

they’re the strongest fucking weapon on earth

and that was your daily lesson on korean internet meme culture

I NEED THEM

they can even cut themselves