I have waited so very long, done so little…
I have put thousands upon thousands of hours into games, I gorge myself with mtn dew and doritos..
But, alas, my neckbeard has still not grown.
Will I ever reach my nice guy destiny or am I doomed to be a cute girl forever?
Maybe I should wear the fedora more often.
If you have a real fedora then you’re doing it wrong. You need to get a trilby and call it a fedora. Also, drink plenty of mountain dew and doritos. Also complain about the friendzone every chance you get.