I have waited so very long, done so little…
I have put thousands upon thousands of hours into games, I gorge myself with mtn dew and doritos..
But, alas, my neckbeard has still not grown.
Will I ever reach my nice guy destiny or am I doomed to be a cute girl forever?
Maybe I should wear the fedora more often.
If you have a real fedora then you’re doing it wrong. You need to get a trilby and call it a fedora. Also, drink plenty of mountain dew and doritos. Also complain about the friendzone every chance you get.
I am off to buy a trilby hopefully it wont friendzone be like Dan did.
Even though we are dating I am stuck in the friend zone.
I have friends and not every single one of them is interested in dating me.
Little do they know they are missing out on my chivalry, I would hold open all the doors for them and not be like one of those other guys.
Their loss. When they are dating people who treat them like crap, but actually very well, I will be laughing from my cheeto incrusted chair.
They shall crawl to my feet and I, with my immense collection of shitty knives and katanas, shall deny them.
I am absolutely disappointed in you. You never once said “m'lady”