Professor "NotRumple" So hum, what do you do to relax when you're not asking me, a real Prefessor from Oxford to translate something?

Belle Oh I spend some time with my friends

Professor "NotRumple" Friend? Male friend? Are you seeing anyone? I'm just asking you know, because I'm just a professor, I'm not your husband. Obsolutely not.

Belle I'm not seeing anyone. And well, I like books...

Professor "NotRumple" Yes, I've always loved that about you... I mean I would have loved that about you, if we had met one day in our lives. But we didn't, because I live in Oxford. What kind of books?

Belle Well fairytales..

Professor "NotRumple" Fairytales like Rumplestiltskin. Do you like the story of Rumplestiltskin? Or The Beauty and The Beast? Great story too.

Belle ...

Belle You could at least try to be subtle Rumple. It's getting really hard to act like I don't know that it's you.

Professor "NotRumple" ...

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Professor "NotRumple" Oh look at the time it this here in Oxford, where I live, because I'm a professor and not your husband. I have to go. Have a nice day.