Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero.
Remember when Snape abused a thirteen year-old student (whose parents hand been tortured to the point that they didn’t even recognize him) so much that he was more afraid of him than he was of anything else in the world? Bravest man I’ve ever known.
remember how snape only worked for dumbledore because he had a crush on lily and if nevil had been the chosen one, snape would still be an evil jackass? What a paragon.