lizzymodblog

I hope that by the time I die, there’s people living on the moon.

Because I want to be buried on the moon.

I also want my gravestone to be a giant middle finger.

What I’m saying is I want to flip off the Earth for eternity.

silver-tongues-blog

why do that when you can have it be on the dark side of the moon and flip off the entirety of the universe for all eternity?