Swimming is scientifically impossible. Everybody who can swim is a witch.
This was proven during the witch trials, in which they accidentally killed almost all non-witches.
Basically what I’m saying is I can’t swim and I’m very spiteful about that.
Sounds like something a witch would say.
Does she weigh the same as a duck?
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Does she weigh the same as a duck?
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