redeyemaniac

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

thesylverlining

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

silver-tongues-blog

By the “yes all men” logic, all plants are poisonous. Yeah, only a few of them are poisonous but why risk it? don’t eat any plants. Not even fruits or vegetables or herbs or spices. They are all poisonous.